Goodwood Colosseum Deck 2008: Gladiators giving a wild beast a punch in the thigh, lead-and-water smoothie slopping over Julius Caeser’s goblet, and Virgil soaking his furry chest in the Baths of Caracalla—O, sweet mother Rome. It’s time America gave Rome the salute it has deserved ever since the Emperor Caligula requested his citizens worship him as a god. The Colusseum Skate Deck will allow you to cruise down hills so fast that time reverses and you find yourself in a passionate embrace with Helen of Troy. Only to have, unfortunately, a thousand ships soon chasing after you shooting canons and cursing your fate to the gods. Luckily, the ships turn around when they realize Helen existed in Ancient Greece, not Rome anyway. You and Constantine turn to each other and have a long chuckle. Suddenly the Roman Empire collapses from the roar of your laughter. Oops. You ride away quickly on your Goodwood Collosseum skate deck.
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