Defcon UNKL Collaboration Gloves- Collaborations are rarely bad, the unfortunate ones usually involve a pop artist and a country singer or syrup and health food, lucky for you, there has yet to be a bad glove collaboration. The UNKL Collaboration Gloves by Defcon are no different, they represent the best of all possible options for your warmth-seeking, happiest-when-dry digits. These gloves are coated with Teflon to ensure all outside invading moisture and soil beads on the fabric instead of seeping in to dampen your fingers. An already unbeatable Deftex construction adds another level of waterproof, windproof, and breathable protection and your hands will be swaddled in Thinsuleate, which is the equivilant of a warm, fluffy bed to your fingers.
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Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon’s old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better… that is until next year when Defcon will have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too!
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Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
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DFX- Seamless insert. Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.
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Leather- New 3M, ScotchGuard, water resistant leather. Defcon uses only the choicest flesh of bottle-fed, brain-dead cows, nurtured and hand-massaged in undersized holding pens. Slaughtered at the peak of ripeness!
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Kung-Fu Grip- Pre-curve finger construction.
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