Defcon Matrix Gloves- Leopard print and sweat bands, these gloves harken back to the days of roadies, speaker static, and fainting fans. Treat your hands to a fuzzy reminder of days past with Defcon’s Matrix Gloves. With their coating of Deftex, you can expect a state-of-the-art waterproof, windproof, and breathable fabric. The oxford nylon with micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system proven to work in any condition. As you may know, silicone is solely responsible for increased circulation and “readablity” of Victoria’s Secret catlaogues amongst teenaged males, Defcon decided to put it into their gloves with the hopes that it would also increase their sales. Turns out it works to keep your fingers nice and dry, so really whether or not silicone is a turn on, it’s certainly technologically proven.
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Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon’s old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better… that is until next year when Defcon will have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too!
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DFX- Seamless insert. Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.
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Polyfil- Polyfil Insulation. Your basic Fluffy Insulation. Ours came from a haunted Tickle-Me-Elmo doll factory. Our sincere apologies if your gloves laugh and say annoying catch phrases.
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Teflon- Hyperteflon Durable Water Repellency. A special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your hand protection system. Good on skillets, even better on gloves.
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Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
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