Defcon G.I.B. Folsom Gold LTD Glove- If these gloves were a person they’d be James Bond, only cooler, and with more hot ladies fawning all over them. Prepare to woo your snow bunny with the supple feel of ScotchGuard, water resistant leather that comes from only the choicest flesh of bottle-fed, brain-dead cows. Nurtured and hand-massaged in undersized holding pens and slaughtered at the peak of ripeness. With an insulation that will keep your fingers both cushy and without those tiny puddles of sweat that have been known to slick palms and be the number one cause of bone-crunching accidents due to a sudden need to rip off the grossness only to find your heading straight for a tree.
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Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon’s old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better… that is until next year when Defcon will have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too! * Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
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DFX- Seamless insert. Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.
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DEFTEX- State-of-the-art waterproof – windproof – breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system in any condition.
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Teflon- Hyperteflon Durable Water Repellency. A special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your hand protection system. Good on skillets, even better on gloves.
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Primaloft- Prime and Lofty. Superior Warmth + Water Resistant Fibers = Prime & Lofty Insulation.
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