Defcon Chad Otterstrom Signature Gloves- If you’re looking for gloves that are beyond ordinary in new, exciting, and disturbing ways, we present Defcon’s line of mitten-kicking coolness. With Chad Otterstrom adding his own personal style, you’ll be getting some good-looking gloves and some unexpected additions. Stuffed with fluffy insulation straight from a haunted Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory, Defcon would like to apologize if your gloves start to laugh and say annoying catch phrases. These gloves are coated with Teflon, which keeps invading moisture outside and your digits dry. Teflon may be good on skillets but it’s even better on gloves.
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Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
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Silicone- Sticky fingers. It is a documented fact is solely responsible for increased circulation and “readability” of Victoria’s Secret catalogues amongst teenaged males for years now. Defcon hopes it will increase the sale of their gloves.
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Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon’s old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But we think this is even better… that is until next year when Defcon will have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too!
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DFX- Seamless insert. Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.
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DEFTEX- State-of-the-art waterproof – windproof – breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system in any condition.
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| Gauntlet |
short |
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Teflon |
| Warranty |
Lifetime |
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