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Patrick
Brannon
iamthegatekeeperlookingforthekeymastergozer
At evo since mrNovember 2007
INTERVIEW

How did you come to work at evo?
In my interview I asked Nathan and Steve if they wanted to ride on my pegs. Nathan offered me an ice cream sandwich which I refused. It was hot in thurr and the sandwich started melting, when it was right between frozen delight and liquid mess I picked it up and threw it at the widow of the conference room and walked out. Steve called me the next day and told me a second interview wasn't necessary and then I just started showing up and staring at people until they thought they recognized me from somewhere else.

What's the best part about your job or working at evo?
1. At parties I usually tell people that I work at a bank so they'll stop talking to me. 2. Plywood floors. 3. Quesarittos.

What other companies/brands are killing it right now?
Cats and LOL-copters. Capita has graphics that makes my mom mad. Bonfire makes XL neon pants that embarrass my friendz with huge pockets to hold PBRs. People leave gear in my car and I write my name on the tag. DIBZ! The past two seasons I've been riding the capita stairmaster extreme. Salomon relay bindings mean cushy landings and no pressure points. DC boots are like a hug for my feeeeeeeeet!

What's your weapon of choice?
My parent's credit card at Pizza mart.

why don't you cut your hair?
Because i respond to three "vocalist wanted" ads in the stranger every week and you need to bring something different to the table when everybody in front of you in line sang Lionel Richie "all night long" too. My Dad told me to get a tattoo instead of growing my mustache back... done.

why don't you feel bad for shilo anymore?
too many reasons to list. hey shilo what if i throw a burrito at you, ruffie your drink and put crest white strips on your teeth so when you wake they'll be as sensitive as danny niffin is after 2 beers.


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